i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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