Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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