I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How did I end up in the pool?!
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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