I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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