he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
In other news, I just burned my penis
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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