I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
