Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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