Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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