He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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