just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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