her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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