We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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