I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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