dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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