I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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