I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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