No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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