According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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