butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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