Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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