Are we in a gay sports bar?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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