the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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