I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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