Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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