he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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