I think my vagina is haunted
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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