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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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