Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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