And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.