You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.