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  I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike

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  this is mike. we're done.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this

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• (727): View more from Florida

  she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey

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• (772): View more from Florida

  You're fine

  (585): View more from New York

  I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood

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