Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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