Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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