Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Someone signed my nipple.
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