no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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