3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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