I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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