i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...