i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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