When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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