Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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