She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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