Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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