Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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