So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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