I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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