did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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