He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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