lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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