the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I could make wine with my vomit
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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