btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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