The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
its not stalking. its research.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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